Well Done Mr Bill!

Mr Bill passed his hour-long exam on Thursday and his 'Officer Safety Training' test on Friday. His wrists are sore from his colleagues practising their handcuffing and restraining manoeuvres on him.

Next week Mr Bill is to visit a mosque as part of his diversity training – obviously not that diverse as he is not also visiting a synagogue or Roman Catholic church or any of the tree-hugger places of worship so commonly found around Llanffuglen.


He is then visiting a day care centre to see if he can get alongside the elderly and try and encourage them to be model citizens and prevent some of their anti-social behaviour. You can tell we are not quite sure of the point of this visit. Mr Bill is expecting to hand out cups of tea, eat all the biscuits and play bingo.

He has a day at the Magistrates court to see a case tried; he is hoping there is an interesting case that day.

It should be an interesting week