What Do You Do With the Drunken Policeman?

Mr Bill and all his colleagues went out for a social evening to get to know each other a bit more and meet some of the previous intake too.
Mr Bill said it was an enjoyable evening; no one got too drunk although some officers like to let their hair down. Mrs Bill offered to give any a lift home at the end of the evening as she was already picking up Mr Bill. Off duty offiicers are just like any one else and are likely to forget their house keys and so have to wake the household up to get back into the house, resulting in getting a rollicking from their partner.....oops!